Do you suffer from head aches, ear infections, strokes, autism, scoliosis, colic, hemorrhoids, spinal cord injuries, over-extended mental faculties, nervous system disorders? Disorders that are due to the pulsating flow of fluid in your brain. That pulse can become CONSTIPATED! Our trained practitioners are skilled in measuring that pulse, using our hand crafted surgical grade Crapulsometer® . We measure, we channel, we make a Craniosack® hairstyle, and we make you feel like a teen-ager. Think of it! Instead of sitting for expensive hours of craniosacral therapy, we can install a Craniosack® hairstyle that will work for you 24/7.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Cranio-Sacral Therapy 24/7
Do you suffer from head aches, ear infections, strokes, autism, scoliosis, colic, hemorrhoids, spinal cord injuries, over-extended mental faculties, nervous system disorders? Disorders that are due to the pulsating flow of fluid in your brain. That pulse can become CONSTIPATED! Our trained practitioners are skilled in measuring that pulse, using our hand crafted surgical grade Crapulsometer® . We measure, we channel, we make a Craniosack® hairstyle, and we make you feel like a teen-ager. Think of it! Instead of sitting for expensive hours of craniosacral therapy, we can install a Craniosack® hairstyle that will work for you 24/7.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
