Don't like your sign? You don't like today's horoscope? You can change it with the ASTRO-ROULETTE!
Browse the other horoscopes for that day, pick the one you want, and dial yourself that sign.
OR
Roll a surprise sign/horoscope!
Adventure! Purchase our special hand sculpted and crafted surgical grade (boule) marble then the fun begins! Carefully place your artisanal hand crafted Dial-O-Sign Astro-Roullette on your head. Toss that boule, spin your Astro-Roulette, get a new sign, new horoscope and the fun begins.
Q and A
Q: My sign is Libra and I see that my horoscope predicts that I will loose my boyfriend, job, apartment, and I will break my leg while trying to jump off a bridge. I see that Gemini has a prediction of new job, big inheritance, and 2000 new FB friends. I want Gemini, and NOW.
A. Congratulate yourself for being in the right place.
1. Carefully place your artisanal hand crafted Dial-O-Sign on your head along with your tachion protector.
2. Pointer 1 on Gemini.
3. Pointer 2 on synastry Pluto/Mars.
4. Face the East.
5. Chant the Star Spangled Banner backwards
There you have it! New sign and new horoscope!
Q: I see that the horoscope of a certain skanky female I know is much better than she deserves. What can I do to ensure that justice be accomplished?
A: Once again, you are in the right place. Purchase one of our life-like "Wish it Were You" dolls to represent this individual. Mount it in the middle of your astro-roulette wheel. Follow the above directions, knowing that the sign change will be directed at the intended person!
