Hook Up

Had it with Speed dating, on line matches?  Tired of going to bars, retirement-finance seminars, funerals, blind dates, etc.?   - All in the hopes of meeting that special someone?  This hairstyle will do it ALL for you.  How can one hairstyle do all of this for me???  How do the birds and the bees do it? They have pheromones,  exactly what you need! Good old 100% natural pheromones! Our device is complete with an electric sensor. Upon sensing an adquate male, it releases powerful pheromones.  Pheromones that attract only the most viable males. Males that earn a lot of money and want  only you.  Kinder than ghandi, and more macho than Stallone. The males that you want and deserve right at your feet.

Lose Weight Effectively

Doesnt' everyone hate it when they get on the scale and it reads some some ridiculously high number! Where did that number come from??? Well a hairstyle that elevated and lifted the individual would force the scale to give out friendlier readings. Let modern technology help you out.

Tuning forks that heal

I accidentally fell on some tuning forks last night. While I lay on the floor with the tuning forks on my head I had an "out-of-body" experience. I went to far away places like Dubuque Iowa and Palmyra Wisconsin. Clearly my mignon scientists and I need to investigate the power of tuning forks in hairstyles and healing.

Embrace yourself

Embrace and love your self with all of your petty failings. You are already wonderful. You are beautiful. You are brilliant. You need to accept yourself the way you are and stop guilt tripping yourself about the usual stuff. If you are aggressive, you probably need to be that way in your environment. If you are packing an extra 50 pounds in your trunk, you are probably destined to outlive some future famine. If you are loud and rude, you are gearing up for a future inter-galactic conflict. The message is all the same. You don't have to, and probably shouldn't change in any way. Embrace yourself.

meditation

Why Can't We Plant Mental Seeds to Raise Psychic Powers

A woman in California lost her psychic powers when she had a CAT scan. I aim to develop a hairstyle that will plant just those mental seeds.

Response to "We Are All Doomed" by mike Haskins

I have just purchased this book. Mr. Haskins has many clever methods to avoid different forms of doom, from the plague to global warming. However, I feel sure that his methods lack the scientific rigor that my "Hairstyles that Heal" will have.

angels

angels can heal us. If we could use the power of angels through a hairstyle-they could accompany us and heal us.

the prosperity hairstyle

God wants you to be prosperous. He wants you to have that swimming pool, designer outfit, sports car, and more. You have to help God to help you to get all those riches and that may mean a whole new hairstyle that helps you exude that proper aura. I propose that I will research and design such a hairstyle

Hairstyles that Heal and reduce fat

I am convinced that we are not fat because we eat too much and exercise too little. We are fat because there is a conspiracy by large corporations to leach toxins into our food, water, and the very air we breathe. I will design and create a hair style that removes the toxins and the wearer will lose weight automatically.