Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Lose Weight Effectively
Doesnt' everyone hate it when they get on the scale and it reads some some ridiculously high number! Where did that number come from??? Well a hairstyle that elevated and lifted the individual would force the scale to give out friendlier readings. Let modern technology help you out.
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It becomes more and more clear to me that there is a conspiracy by modern technology to make us think we are fat, to poison us, and make us crazy. this would be one case where technology worked for us.
ReplyDeleteYou know, a vortex leading into a colonics implant would be a technique worth investigating.
ReplyDeleteAnd me, I always thought my scale was broken in the up direction. What a revelation!
ReplyDeleteNo, hon'. It is all the conspiracy. the government, the corporations, aliens from the unknown planets, and more. We have to use their technology to undo what they have DONE.
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