The Life Coach

Hi!!! My name is “Fire-Lights-The-Way, and I am THE life coach. Want a Life Coach, but don't know where to start???  Sign up for “Find-me-a-coach”.  A small monthly fee ($13.59),  and I'll find you the Life Coach for you. Name your needs: Facebook Friend support, relationship counseling, the search for the meaning of life??? I'll find that counsellor you deserve!!! OR, make the plunge!!! Become a Life Coach yourself and bring in the bucks! Sign up for my life-coach course. Sixteen  hours and you are a certified hand-crafted “Flax Life Coach”. All  for only $859, plus food and lodging. OR ...convince 8 people to take the course, and get your tuition for free!

Man Raptured! Saran Wrap Sure Proven To Work!

End of the World Rapture!!!! One man raptured! Dedric Tweedlepipe, a domicile-less man, spent his last $2.75 on the hairstyle “Saran Wrap Sure” on May 20. On May 21, the expected rapture date, Mr. Tweedlepipe was the only known success. Mr. Tweedlepipe sent us this picture as proof. The location of the rapture is unknown.
(See September 2, 2010 post below)

Breaking News Flash - An Amazing Discovery!

A homeless man, Dedric Tweedlepipe, recently noticed a bag that emitted a lime green glow.   Anxious to see if the bag contained anything that Dedric could eat or sell, he ripped the bag open. Inside was a head of garlic with the precise image of Iris Flax, the ultra-famous guru of Hairstyles that Heal.

Exorcism 4 Less

Do you shriek obscenities in the middle of the night? What about your projectile vomiting? Does your family complain about your uncouth behavior and foul language? Too much alcohol and drugs? Try this. Measure how many degrees your head can turn -with our Neck-Oh!-Oh!-Meter®. More than 300 degrees? Oh! Oh! You may be one of the millions of Possessed Americans. Yes, possessed! And friend, what you need is an exorcism.  Who to trust? How long does it last? How about this? A portable hand crafted 24/7 Exorcism 4 Less!

The Anger Management

Stop the stress that makes you feel pressured, frustrated, sleepless - the stress that ruins relationships.

People stress you ALL THE TIME??  You need a safe spot somewhere? Our hairstyle will deliver! Yes, people will stand back, and get out of your face and space.