
A homeless man, Dedric Tweedlepipe, recently noticed a bag that emitted a lime green glow. Anxious to see if the bag contained anything that Dedric could eat or sell, he ripped the bag open. Inside was a head of garlic with the precise image of Iris Flax, the ultra-famous guru of Hairstyles that Heal.
Sure beats the pants off Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich! And so much healthier. That Iris, she gets around.
ReplyDeleteDear Yomama,
ReplyDeleteJust watch out for that Jesus when he got his pants off - nuff said about that!
Speakin of cod pieces, when you gonna make a hair piece that cures baldness???