Man Raptured! Saran Wrap Sure Proven To Work!

End of the World Rapture!!!! One man raptured! Dedric Tweedlepipe, a domicile-less man, spent his last $2.75 on the hairstyle “Saran Wrap Sure” on May 20. On May 21, the expected rapture date, Mr. Tweedlepipe was the only known success. Mr. Tweedlepipe sent us this picture as proof. The location of the rapture is unknown.
(See September 2, 2010 post below)

Breaking News Flash - An Amazing Discovery!

A homeless man, Dedric Tweedlepipe, recently noticed a bag that emitted a lime green glow.   Anxious to see if the bag contained anything that Dedric could eat or sell, he ripped the bag open. Inside was a head of garlic with the precise image of Iris Flax, the ultra-famous guru of Hairstyles that Heal.