Tapping, the Real therapy, the Real Way

Are you struggling with anger,  addictions  to funerals,  non-reusable shopping bag shame ?  You need tapping.  Forget those mealy mouth tap-dance tap therapists.  Get the real thing and the real tap.  Will cure  emotional, physical,  and  metaphysical issues.  It's fast, it's cheap, it's non-invasive, and it's guaranteed!