Science tells us that toxins create belly fat no matter what you eat. Toxins from your food, air, chem trails, etc. are stored in your belly fat and become a hideous knotty grey mass of blubber. No wonder some of us have difficulty with our bellies. It's NO laughing matter!
Modern technology is making you fat, and we can use it to make you thin! Remove those toxins from your belly! Avoid exercise (in fact, avoid movement) and avoid dieting (they move the toxins through your liver). Put all those scare techniques on hold and watch the Turbo Cleanser® disolve the fat. Our Turbo Cleanser® , with a permanent Colonics-Implant® device will keep the toxins moving right out of your body.
Here's how it works! A hand-crafted vortex is implanted in your hair. It connects with your permanent colonic implant (implant effected by licensed Harmonic Colonic® practitions only). Only 1/2 cup of distilled water into the vortex per day and the water will energize and vibrate toxins right on out. Say good-by to unwanted fat, diets, exercise, and guilt.
Buyer's guide: if you live north of the equator, please order vortex-Coriolis-North and if you live south of the equator, order vortex-Coriolis-South.
Iris, you are right at the edge. Now we can eat what we want, give up exercise and movement, and loose ugly belly fat! We can have it all.
ReplyDeleteyes, hon. You can. Remember, avoid exercise, movement, and dieting. All of those things are capable of running the toxins through your liver. Very dangerous. All you need is 1/2 cup of water down the handy vortex, and you are THERE.
ReplyDelete