Hairstyles That Heal

Hairstyles are only hats that we wear on our heads. They can contain many things: things that heal us, things that are toxic, head lice, and more. My aim is to point out and develop the healing powers of the hair-do so that you can become exactly who you want to be.

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Sunday, April 11, 2010

The Magnet Healer


Balance your life with polarity. Rid yourself of all physical problems. Plunge yourself in a profoundly penetrating pasteurized pedagogical magnetic field. Become more and more beautiful every day. Because you demand the strongest magnetic pull, we give you the strongest magnets available (75,399 gauss) and ceramic grade 98! This new high potency magnet is 75,000 times stronger than any available. We fabricate them in our shop, located precisely on the magnetic North pole (due to the constant movement of the North Pole, our shop is mobile and moves with it every day, near, and on Ellesmere Island in Northern Canada).
The north pole will be directed towards your core while the south pole is directed outwards. This permits the negative calming energy to drive out all of the positive or excited energy.
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8 comments:

  1. yomamaApril 11, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    Love this! Plus a chance to support Canadian industry, win win.

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  2. yomamaApril 11, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    This invention is so thrilling that my hair stands on end!!

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  3. UnknownApril 11, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    I think that if you had a magnet that was 150,000 times stronger that it would help with split ends. And it would help with all the iron shavings on the floor, especiallaly for times that you take your robot to the barbershop. I generally take all my robots to the barbershop the last Sunday of the month.

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  4. paulaApril 11, 2010 at 7:43 PM

    I think that the robots should practice conservation. I recommend one time every three months. I wonder if the magnet hairstyle would be therapeutic for them. Might make them work harder.

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  5. riderApril 11, 2010 at 11:23 PM

    If you have a metal implant, say, in your jaw, would you still be able to open your mouth and speak? Or eat? Or is that part of a diet plan? (this was written by bikemelon, not Osman)

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  6. firelightApril 12, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    I must have one of these. Where can I get one? what about airport security-will this "do" set off the security alarms?

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  7. UnknownApril 12, 2010 at 11:02 PM

    Firelight. I think that if you pick up after your robots you will not have any problems with airport security.

    also if you upgrade to the more powerful magnets you might not have to go through airport security, you could bring the plane to you instead of you going to the plane.

    Just chant to your magnet "You can bring me an airplane. You CAN bring me and airplane. Alumiminum, steel or titanium are all the same to my Flax flux"

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  8. irisflaxApril 14, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    Well, hon, this is a new twist. Use the magnets to lure jets right to your front door. Better than a taxi!

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